... Kate Moss. The Croydon-raised supermodel takes media ubiquity to chilling new depths, apparently appearing on every billboard and magazine cover from here to China. She is immune to all changing fashions and fads, and WE MUST ALL DRESS LIKE HER: Ditch the skinnies - Kate's wearing bootleg jeans! Ooh look, Kate's wearing a cape made out of bats' scrotums! To the milliners - Kate's bought an absurd hat! It's enough to make you want to kidnap her and make her wear comfy cardigans and flat shoes for the rest of her life, on pain of feeding her doughnuts. And here's a fun game for you and your friends to play: imagine a scandal which could actually render her uncool. Go on, I dare you.
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